A satirical, science fiction comedy by Philip Gilliver Hopeless, lazy, drunk, Adrian Lotterby returns home after being sacked from Buymors Superstore, to find a cat sitting on his sofa and flicking through the TV channels. The cat tells him that there is going to be an alien invasion, by vicious, psychopathic aliens. Adrian tells his sister about it, but she knows, he would say anything to get out of a job. Then the Zartangs arrive in their huge, sinister, shiny ships. Suddenly, getting the sack is the least of his problems.